Miss Abigail’s Top Romantic Restaurants

Hello my little cherubs! This week I have made a list of my top romantic restaurants in five of the most visited cities in the United States! Here they are.

Malibu, CA

Geoffrey’s

Located on the site of the former Holiday House, a resort/hotel/watering hole to the stars for decades, it was designed by world-famous architect Richard Neutra. It opened its doors in 1948, and immediately established itself as the ultimate destination, hosting the gods and goddesses of its day, including Frank Sinatra, Shirley MacLaine, and Lana Turner. Holiday House attracted more than just the crème de la crème of Hollywood, though-it also was the place where a then-unknown senator from Massachusetts by the name of John F. Kennedy began a lengthy affair with Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe.

As one classic died, though, a new one was born. In 1983, Holiday House ended its glorious run when Harvey Baskin, a financier/gourmand/nature lover, purchased it and created what is known today as Geoffrey’s Malibu.

Baskin proved to be a genius at cultivating the natural beauty that came to be the calling card at Geoffrey’s Malibu. He redesigned the space so that every seat in the house had a panoramic view of the ocean, one in which there were no boundaries between the restaurant and the splendor in which it was surrounded.

San Francisco, CA

BIX

BIX’s elegant, two-story interior is distinguished by a graceful mahogany bar, fluted columns with ornate capitals, stunning original art, plush banquettes, cozy booths, starched linens, glittering glasses and polished flatware.

Through the years, BIX has been featured in movies, magazines, books and commercials as the quintessential San Francisco restaurant.The ambiance is pure 1930s and ’40s — tasteful art moderne reminiscent of the glory days of Cunard and French Line ships. Fashionable and glamorous are the hallmarks. Trendy is simply not a part of the BIX culture.

Orlando, FL

Norman’s

Tantalize your tastebuds at NORMAN’S, the award-winning restaurant featuring celebrity Chef Norman Van Aken’s acclaimed New World Cuisine as the culinary centerpiece. Fusion of Latin, Caribbean and Asian recipes with traditional European technique. Large windows and outdoor terrace feature breathtaking views of the lake, golf course and gardens.

Legendary chef Norman Van Aken is known internationally as “the founding father of New World Cuisine”. This fusion of Latin, Caribbean, Asian, African and American flavors initially came into prominence in the mid-1980s, when Van Aken led a quartet of top South Florida chefs, referred to as the “Mango Gang,” and they placed South Florida’s New World Cuisine on the international culinary map. He is also known as the man who introduced the term “Fusion Cooking” to the world.

New York, NY

Salon de Ning

Salon de Ning- a stylish bar and lounge in Midtown Manhattan- with stunning views over fifth avenue. Located on the rooftop terrace of the Penninsula New York. East meets West in Salon de Ning, where Chinese and international influences fuse into a stylish melange of cultures, reflecting the glamor and style of 1930′s Shanghai- “The Paris of the East”.The dramatic rooftop terraces provide the perfect venue for private events.

Salon de Ning is a seamless cobination of a clubby lounge and bar venue, with a unique collection of travel mementos, art and “objects”.

Washington DC

Marcel’s

Chef and owner Robert Wiedmaier opened Marcel’s restaurant in 1999 and has recieved significant and wide acclaim for his exxceptional cuisine. Marcel’s is an elegant restaurant that consistently wins top awards and ratings for fine dining in Washington, and is named after Robert’s first born son.


Did I miss your city? Leave a comment below and I’ll give you a suggestion!

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Top Three Greatest Mates!

Have you been following my Greatest Mate Competition? Well, we’ve narrowed it down even more! One of these three lucky ‘Greatest Mate’ finalists will receive a 1.4 ct diamond ring worth $4,000 courtesy of Salvatore and Co! Here they are, Danielle Strauss, Donna Dionne, and Mark Swanson. Read all about them here.

Want to see them compete live for love, fame, and the ring? Click here and use code GREATMATE for $35 tickets!

Good luck to all of the finalists!

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Tradition!

Well, the “wedding of the year” has come and gone again! With all of the excitement about it, I couldn’t help but write my bloggy post this week about the Kardashian wedding (but Kate Winslet- you are a hero!).  Yes, this weekend on August 20th, yet another Kardashian sister was wed in high style.

The first reports that we received from the wedding was that Kim would be wearing three (count it!) THREE wedding gowns. All, of course, they were all designed by ‘family friend’ Vera Wang. Do you know which fancy designer made my dress? Sears & Roebuck. Kim wore a dress for the ceremony, then another for the first dance, and yet another for the reception! Now, I know that this is becoming a popular event, this ‘wearing of many dresses’, but I just don’t agree with it! A wedding day should not be about showing the glitz and glamor; it’s about two people being in love. You shouldn’t spend the whole time changing your outfits, you should be with your brand-spanking new spouse celebrating that neither of you ran away!

But, the most talked about part of the Kardashian wedding? Lindsay Lohan… wearing a white dress! Reports have come in that the bride and groom did request that all guests wear black and white, so I’ll cut her a little slack, but that’s when you go out a buy a black dress! As a woman, I would never be caught at a wedding wearing white, and I believe it to be all of our duties to scowl at those who do. When Charlene Benton arrived at my wedding in white, all of my bridesmaids kindly ‘escorted’ her out.

I guess we’ll all have to wait until October 9th to see what the other guests were wearing. But, ladies, remember, respect a bride on her wedding day. And, when it’s your own big day, enjoy it!

Hugs and Kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Kate Plus 8 Minus Cameras

Right when Kate Plus 8 was finally coming back on air, the shocking news was announced: the show has been cancelled! I can’t help but feel a little bit devastated (though my reaction was nowhere near as bad as Paco’s reaction to learning that George Lopez’s show was cancelled). I feel as though I’ve watched this family grow up… though that’s probably because I have.

However much I may have loved it (those little poppets are adorable!), it is sad to look back on the first time we saw Jon and Kate. They were so loving to each other, so excited about their future, and Kate wasn’t all ‘glam’.. she was just a mom in sweatpants. Slowly but surely, the toll of having eight children (And a camera crew!) started to rub off on their marriage. Kate spent most of her time yelling at Jon and the kids, and apparently Jon was spending time with other women.

Now, my little cherubs, there are only three basic things that couples fight about: Children, money, and sex (Perhaps I should have Miss Abigail’s Guide to Mating, Offspring and Finances next…). I’m sure that all three of these things were the downfall to ‘Jon and Kate’, and so many other relationships before them.

But how do we move past these things? Let’s start with the golden rule: Thou shalt have intercourse with thine spouse at least once a week. Women, this also means shave your legs, put on some make-up and a flattering outfit. Men, this means notice how great your wife looks, and tell her so (and flowers might be nice too). And, for goodness sakes, get those kids out of the house!

The second golden rule of marriage: Thou shalt discuss thine own parenting techniques with thou spouse BEFORE marriage. Agreeing that you both want to have children, what religion to raise them in, how you will deal with it when they get an F in Math or don’t come home until 2am are all things to know before you even get hitched.

And, finally, the last golden rule of marriage: Thou shalt not spend more than thou earns. Why would you have an argument about money if you have no debt?

Jon, Kate, and the kids, I wish you all the best in your journey back to normalcy. If you need any help, call me. Except for babysitting. And money.

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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I Love Lucy

This past Saturday, Google’s home page (and the rest of the world) celebrated what would have been Lucille Ball’s 100th birthday. And what a woman she was! She was the greatest comedienne of our time (possibly ever) and she is the only person that has made red hair ‘cool’. I won’t lie, I went through a red-headed phase simply trying to be more like Lucy. It didn’t last long.

But, while she was making all of America laugh, she was going through one of Hollywood’s most tumultuous relationships with husband and co-star Desi Arnaz. There were so many different problems that ultimately lead to their divorce: Desi’s uncountable adulterous relationships, his drinking problems, the strain of working with your spouse and the raising of two children. After numerous threats, Lucy finally filed for divorce.

Unlike so many other divorced couples, however, there always remained a true and passionate love between the two (despite the fact that both remarried). And this is where my ‘love expertise’ comes in. Is it worth it to stay in a relationship with someone who you truly love but argue with more often than not? Or, is it better to let the relationship go despite your affections for the good of both people involved? I’m with Lucy on this one; some relationships are fireworks- beautiful and passionate yet highly explosive. The best thing you can ever do for yourself is to be in a relationship that is healthy and loving and not always one argument after another (no matter how good the break-up sex is).

Lucy, thank you for all of the gifts you have given to us that we will cherish always. And, to everyone out there who is in a ‘fireworks’ relationship, do as Mel Gibson did, and call me.

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Just say “no”

After ten weeks of watching The Bachelorette, I am now $60 richer by winning our ‘Love Pool’. On day one, Nancy Mulligan, Janice Rogers and I all put in our bets on who we thought the best man for Ashley was. I immediately threw all of my money on the handsome JP,  who was both sweet and handsome (did I say that already?).

Needless to say, the three of us ladies clutched our wine glasses during the entire finale episode. As soon as Ashley’s sister Chrystie expressed disapproval for JP, Janice sent me a look that said, “That $60 is all mine!”, but I stayed calm, because I know how love works.

All of us, regardless if we want to or not, are more attracted by the mate we’re told we shouldn’t be with, or that we can’t have. Her sister’s disapproval might have been the straw that broke the Ben-camel’s back. And, sure enough, Ashley chose JP, he proposed, and it seems that they are going to live happily after.

So, mothers, sisters, friends, just remember: If you want a guarantee that your daughter marries your best-friend’s son so that you can finally be a big happy family, just say “no”.

Ashley and JP, I wish you the best and hope that you have a long and happy life together. And, Ben, perhaps we’ll see you as our Bachelor soon?

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Tying the Knot!

My little cherubs, I am so happy to be writing this blog today! After a long battle, the state of New York finally allows gay marriage! I am proud to be a New Yorker right now (though I do miss my weekly hair appointments back home in Bethesda- they’re so much cheaper!). The night of the announcement, the city was a-buzz with happiness and frivolities, and for good reason: what a wonderful thing to be able to marry the one you love!

This Sunday, hundreds of couples lined the streets outside of court houses ready to say “I do”. And though, of course, there were many young couples, I saw so many older couples who have waited years for this. There were couples who have adopted children together who can now be an official family- what a beautiful thing.

And, of course, Broadway celebrated! The production of Hair celebrated the night of the announcement and they had three marriages on stage after the show on Sunday. And, two cast members from Avenue Q got married as well (I am told that this is the first gay puppet marriage ever!).

I am so happy to be a part of this wonderful change and acceptance in our world. I think I might even find that website that makes you an ordained minister… So, to everyone out there who got married this weekend (or will in the future) congratulations from Paco and myself! And, to the rest of the country that hasn’t approved gay marriage yet, call me: we need to talk.

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Calling all Great Mates!

Paco and I have some exciting news! We’ve started the WORLD’S GREATEST MATE Competition! Not only is it a wonderful way to show off your perfect mate to the world; the winner will receive a 1.4 ct diamond ring worth $4,000 from Salvatore and Co!

We all know that all mates are not created equal.  For every chiseled, mild-tempered, intellectually stimulating McDreamy, there are ten hairy, beer-guzzling waste piles with Rosie O’Donnell’s abs and Mel Gibson’s people skills. But some of us are lucky enough to know that perfect guy or gal – whether they be your boyfriend, your husband, or even your son-in-law.

So, if you think you know the World’s Greatest Mate, enter now! We will choose the best submissions to compete live onstage after the August 26 performance of Miss Abigail’s Guide to Dating, Mating, & Marriage.

To enter, click here.

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Which celebrity couple are you most like?

This week, I’ve put all of my years of helping my celebrity clients to use for you! I have taken my expertise and translated it into eight simple questions that will tell you which celebrity couple you are most like– so that you know if you’re on the right track or not.

Head on over to the quiz by clicking here.

And, after you’re done, let me know if you need any advice.

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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Monogamy’s for the birds!

This Sunday, Dan Savage is going to discuss in the New York Times why he is against monogamy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Who is this Dan Savage and why isn’t he in a straight jacket?” Well, that’s what you have Miss A for. Dan Savage is sex columnist who began the ‘It Gets Better’ Project. It was interesting to me that a person who created something as inspiring and love-filled as ‘It Gets Better’ would have the standpoint that monogamy is bad.

Mr. Savage himself is in a long term relationship and has a son. But this is where his message has already been skewed: he believes that monogamy is not right for all couples, but for others it is. His main message is that you should have open communication with your partner, and that if you are the type of person who needs a ‘fling’ once in awhile, your partner should know that.

I’ve discussed this with my celebrity clients for years. I’ve said, ‘Crennifer, would you have been happier with his decision if you had known all along that he wanted a Schmangelina?’ And the answer is always yes.

Think about it, would you and your spouse get divorced if you knew that they were going to have a ‘fling’ or two and they told you about it when it happens? For some people, the answer is still yes, and I understand that. When you are monogamous, you don’t have to worry about getting an STD, or that the baby that your wife is pregnant with is not yours. But, the moral of Dan’s story is: if you are a person who needs to change up partners every now and then, make sure that you are upfront and honest about it and that you find a partner who supports that decision.

Dan, I wish you luck and wisdom with your article. And, if you need any help, call me.

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Abigail

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